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( 8 of 23 found this review helpful ) Posted: 11-17-2004
The is a beautiful and wonderful and sunny shower curtain. I bought this curtain to add a little tropical theme to my bathroom and to remind be of home. I got a little more paradise than I bargained for. It started out small. I would go to take a shower and there would be a little bit of sand on the floor or in the tub. I though maybe people where tracking it in but that would not happen because I live in a city and there so no sand for miles. So I just chalked it up to me being a dirty filthy clam and I must shedding the sand. We clams do shed sand you know. As the weeks and months went on paradise encroached more and more into my bathroom. There was a period for about 3 weeks where every other day there would be a lobster or two in my tub. They would be in the tub splashing water on each other and playing about. I would gather them up in my bath towel and release them outside only for them to be replaced by other lobsters in a day or two.Right now you are probly wondering how someone could be so cruel as to put a poor defenseless lobsters out on their own in the big city with their cute little antenna eyes. to that I would say. "Hay, hold on there buddy I gave them some chocolate Jell-O pudding snacks to nourish them on there trip back to the island and believe me, lobsters love chocolate pudding snacks. Only chocolate. If you offer them vanilla well, also believe me when I say 'the wrath of the lobster can be horrible and everlasting'. Kind of like hell only with sand and palm trees."
